Archive for the ‘Foreign Policy’ Category

Iran Is Being Tricky Again

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

AhmadinejadIran noticed that Obama requested the Earth destroy all nuclear weapons, if they weren’t too busy, and they agree. I don’t know about this, guys. It seems to me that Iran might just, you know, be trying to get everyone to put their weapons away so Iran can finally take theirs out. Those crazy Persians.

Elsewhere during the press conference, Mottaki underlined the need for the dismantlement of nuclear weapons, saying, “The world should prepare itself to destroy the existing nuclear weapons in the world.” 

“We should persuade countries into using clean nuclear energy and destroy nuclear weapons in the world,” Mottaki reiterated. 

Asked if Iran would accept negotiations with the US, Mottaki said that the Iranian officials closely follow remarks made by the senior US officials. 

“Our clear response will be announced after studying (conditions),” the Iranian foreign minster stated.

When your regime stays in power because of the Amrika is the Great Satan Myth I bet you it pays so hard to perpetuate that and not meet with the United States.

Oh! And Iran is making their own nuclear fuel now, good for them!

Iranian media and analysts had earlier said Ahmadinejad was expected to announce that Iran had mastered the final stage of nuclear fuel production, with the manufacturing of uranium pellets and rods for use in reactors.

I have to wonder (out loud, on the Internet) how much longer Israel will put up with Obama screwing around on this.

Giuliani, Still Alive, Punches Obama in Throat

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

The Man Who Ran a Presidential Campaign around a Magical Florida Concept is back! Baby! He’s still a curb-stomper when it comes to terrorists, too. Brilliant.

Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani said Monday that President Obama emboldened terrorists and looked like a pushover in his recent videotaped remarks to the people of Iran.

Translation? Obama is being a limp-wristed girl with a My Little Pony lunch pail. With Obama’s sickening lack of action concerning the number of Americans imprisoned in Iran I’m sure Giuliani felt he had to say something.

Iran’s Longtime Girlfriend, China, Cuddles with Persian Nuclear Arsenal

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Iran really wants a deck for their backyard. This would get the neighbors to respect them, yeah. Unfortunately for Iran, these real jerks, like the neighborhood watch or something, really doesn’t believe they’re building a deck.

They think Iran is building a catapult. The nerve of those Persians. Now it turns out these Chinese members of the  neighborhood watch were smuggling dirty nasty money into Iran to help them build said catapult.

Ugh, you guys. Everyone goes to jail now.

Manhattan District Attorney Robert M. Morgenthau announced a 118-count indictment Tuesday against a Chinese company and its manager for engaging in illegal financial transactions through U.S. banks to help Iran get materials to make nuclear weapons.

British Government Sponsors Jihad Leaders

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Jihad in Parliament:

The government of the United Kingdom admitted a Lebanese Hizbullah member and a Belgian Muslim Arab anti-Semite to address a forum in the House of Commons last week.

The foppish Britons are absolutely mortified by the mere presence of Geert Wilders but oh look out! Members of Hezbollah and the International Jihad against the foundations of Western society? That, well that’s okay. Terrorists are officially safer to let into Britain than a Dutch man.

Gingrich Throws Gang Sign, Lauds Cheney

Monday, April 6th, 2009

 

Stone Cold Representin'

Stone Cold Representin'

 

Oh my goodness, it looks like Gingrich is trying to straight up represent the opposition to this Obama fellow.

In an online Q&A session with Politico, Gingrich was asked: “Do you agree with Dick Cheney’s assessment that we are less safe under the Obama administraion?”

“Dick Cheney is clearly right in saying that between the Court decisions about terrorists and the administration’s [sic] actions the United States is running greater risks of getting attacked than we were under President Bush,” Gingrich responded.

Obama Forgets Who, Exactly, Lives in the US

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Obama has seemingly forgotten the nature of the very country he governs!

Obama said “one of the great strengths of the United States” is that it does not consider itself “a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation. We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values. I think modern Turkey was founded with a similar set of principles.”

The only manner in which Obama is not making a colossal imbecile of himself is if he means to say that America does not consider itself a Christian nation because it is so obvious that consideration is moot. Over 75% of us (pdf) are still God-fearing, good Christian folk. This President of ours is betraying the heritage and pride of our nation to advance his oversimplified, naive diplomacy.

Epic Wuss Obama Tucks Tail, Eats Vomit then Approves of Iranian Nuclear Program

Monday, April 6th, 2009

After a magnificent weekend here in God’s Chosen Land, America, we’re back. Behold this, this stinker:

“North Korea broke the rules, once again, by testing a rocket that could be used for long-range missiles,” Obama said in Prague. “This provocation underscores the need for action, not just this afternoon in the U.N. Security Council, but in our determination to prevent the spread of these weapons.”

That’s right, Obama called North Korea’s actions “provocative” as if this is some sort of paper he may have written in his Freshman film class at whatever made up community college provided him with the template for his fake diploma. Obama, the fool-clown, is going to whisper quietly with Japan and South Korea about how rude NoKo is but no one is strong enough to tell NoKo that talking during the movie is rude, because he has a big boyfriend named China, to whom we owe money.

Seriously, though. Guys. We’re deferring to the UN for everything. I miss the good old days when America was, you know, a sovereign nation.

The President with No Moral Compass continues his all-out assault on American ideals by literally supporting the Iranian nuclear program, which is collaborating with the North Koreans on plans to blow us all up. More things the Iranians and North Koreans share? They’re both holding US citizens hostage and Obama is too terrified to do anything. This President is selling us out to the highest, craziest bidder.

With all these rogue states aspiring and plotting to arm themselves with nuclear weapons you’d think Obama might at least consider practices that were successful in the Cold War. Strangely and horrifyingly, if you thought that’d, you’d be hilariously wrong. Because Obama wants to throw away all of our nuclear weapons, into the sun or under Yucca Mountain or something, I assume.

Obama pledged on Sunday to cut the U.S. nuclear arsenal, to bring the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty into force and to seek tough penalties for those that broke rules on non-proliferation.

Obama got fall-down drunk on his own Change Power during his election campaign and while he was swooping in for the kiss with Iran, Iran side-dodged it. Now, he’s trying to get in good with Iran’s BFF, NoKo. I think this also describes a spice girls song? Obama is probably the biggest loser in American history.

The other friend of Iran that Obama’s flirting with is the Palestinians. What an ass.

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Monday the United States strongly supported the aim of setting up a Palestinian state living “side by side” and at peace with Israel.

Ugh, this Obama, this cartoon of a President, is making me sick. I have thrown up three times simply writing this sentence.

Israel Beginning to Receive Obama’s Secret Hint-Message

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Oh man you know those times when you’ve been seeing this girl and you’re not ballsy enough to come out and tell her that you’re basically done with all that business? Well, Obama was straight up lying to his girl, Israel, during the election about being “a zionist.” I think we’re all beginning to suspect that a messy break up is imminent. Obama never calls, he flirts with those Palestinian whores. It’s really awkward for Israel, I’m sure.

In this vein we’ve got a report out that says even the Palestinians don’t support a two state solution.

A poll conducted recently among Palestinian Authority Arabs showed that support for a “two state solution” is waning. Only one-third believe their conflict with Israel can be resolved through the creation of a PA state in Judea, Samaria and Gaza.

more than twice as many PA Arabs trust the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) than trust the PA. Sixty-six percent said they trust UNRWA, while only 24 percent said they trust PA political factions.

This makes it eighty times more painful to unsuspecting and loyal Israel when that skirt-chasing Obama whispers sweet nothings in the ears of the Palestinians. Don’t feel too bad baby, Obama has a habit of taking his relationships for granted. Plus, we’ve all heard the rumors that this girl, this Palestine, well she’s got some “issues.”

Talks between Fatah and Hamas have broken down, negotiators announced Thursday. The rival terror networks plan to resume negotiations next month after a brief hiatus.

Woooah, tweaky popped a few too many pills this time and almost tore herself apart.

See, Israel? You’re the best girl Obama’s ever had and if he can’t see that you should show him by messing up that bimbo, Iran. She’s been nosing around your turf and you know Obama and his bro-crew, the UN, won’t help you out here. Come on, she’s had it coming since that on-again-off-again thing in the Hague.

A second man has pleaded guilty in a Miami federal court to charges of scheming to illegally export military aircraft parts to Iran. The man, Traian Bujduveanu (pronounced Tray-ANN Booj-doo-VAY-nu) pleaded guilty to conspiracy.

The United Nations on Friday appointed a widely respected South African judge who is a trustee of Hebrew University to lead a high-level mission to investigate alleged war crimes committed by Israel in the Gaza Strip.

Israel refused to say if it would cooperate.

Richard Goldstone, the former U.N. chief prosecutor for war crimes in Yugoslavia and Rwanda, was named to head the investigation ordered by the Human Rights Council in January.

According to the mandate, the investigation should focus on Palestinian victims of the three-week war between Israel and Hamas earlier this year.

Yo, Israel. You got my number, right?

Atrocious New Rape Law in Afghanistan

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

In an effort to beef-up his odds at re-election the Afghani President has passed a law making rape 100% legal for Shi’a Muslims, in accordance with the Qur’an which demands this behavior. If this sounds backward and incorrect to you be thankful you live in the Christian West and not out in Afghanistan with the “moderate Taliban.”

A new Afghan law makes it legal for men to rape their wives, human rights groups and several Afghan lawmakers said Thursday, accusing President Hamid Karzai of signing the legislation recently to bolster his re-election prospects. Those critics fear the legislation undermines hard-won rights for women enacted after the fall of the Taliban. The law is intended to regulate family life inside Afghanistan’s Shiite population, which makes up about 20 percent of the total Afghan population. It does not affect Sunni Muslims. “Unless the wife is ill,” the law says, “the wife is bound to give a positive response to the sexual desires of her husband.”

Obama Unsure that America Is at War

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Wiping the cocaine from his nose Obama seemed more disembodied than Presidential this evening at the White House:

After the president unveiled his new strategy to combat extremists in Afghanistan last week, CBS’ Bob Scheiffer asked Obama on his Sunday show: “This has really now become your war, hasn’t it?”

“I think it’s America’s war,” Obama responded. “And it’s the same war that we initiated after 9/11 as a consequence of those attacks on 3,000 Americans who were just going about their daily round. And the focus over the last seven years I think has been lost.”

But in testimony to the House Armed Services Committee, Michele Flournoy, the Pentagon’s Undersecretary of Defense for Policy, had a different perspective.

“I want to assure you that we do not think of this as America’s war,” Flournoy told committee members. “We think of this, of defeating al Qaeda and dealing with its extremist allies, as an international challenge and an international responsibility. This is a burden that the international community must share.”

Soon Obama won’t know which side to attack.