The horrible Obama’s simply ghastly State Department has resorted to a kind of diplomacy most would call “begging” or “pleading.” This is truly sad. The President is willing to slap our allies in the face with narcissistic iPods and Region One DVDs but he is terrified to death of even visiting a wrist slap upon our gravest enemies.
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Impotent Obama Begs Kim Jong-Il to Stop
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009Wicked Awesome New Israeli Foreign Minister Is Badass
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009Just yesterday the True American Ally Avigdor Lieberman spoke about crushing skulls and advocated knocking over the sandcastles that terrorists, Hamas, call “bases of operation.”
“Whoever thinks that he will achieve something by way of concessions - no, he will only invite more pressure and more wars,” Lieberman told Haaretz.
“If you want peace, prepare for war.”
Emphasis added! Also, hell yes!
And today, oh yes today, we find out that he is exactly like Batman.
Thursday’s interview was connected to an investigation that police opened against Mr. Lieberman in 1996, she said. Last year, Mr. Lieberman petitioned Israel’s highest court to order the police to either drop the investigation or file charges.
The cops have been after this guy for years, yet he keeps the faith and never stops fighting.
Batman.
Obama Kneels, Worships the Saudi King-of-All-Kings
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009Here we now have Obama, our self-proclaimed monarch, bowing before the Saudi king. Well, uh, in his defense the Kabba (of Meccan fame) was directly behind his highness?
Obama Bowing toward Mecca, Saudi King in the Way
The Saudi king is reported to have said, “ha ha no of course you can’t have more oil, the Chinese guy bowed twice as low.”
He Said, She Said with Iran
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister Mohammad Mehdi Akhoundzadeh was so sick of his old lady, “Supreme Leader” Khamenei. The wife just never let him go out drinking with his friends anymore and these ruffians, these Americans, had just moved in next door so the ball-and-chain was perpetually nagging about the noise and the smell and, “oh won’t you say something?” Worse still were the godawful rumors that Amrika used to be bedfellows with Khamenei a long time ago. So, yeah, this poor poor man had so little sleep and needed a little release. They hadn’t had sex in ages, afterall! You can understand, then, why he stepped out on his spouse with the most attractive prostitute know to Earth, Hillary Clinton. Akhoundzadeh tried to keep the soiree hush-hush but when Radiant Lady of the Night Clinton’s pimp is the international media it turns out rumors start to pop up.
Sullenly, Akhoundzadeh trudged home, knowing what was coming. He did what any good husband would do. He lied horribly to his wife.
Russia and US Tussle over Who Really Owns Canada
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009For the past few months it’s been awkward. The United States and Russia were having a horribly uncomfortable espionage standoff, with Canada all sandwiched in there. In summation, Russia was spying on Canada and when Canada found out boy were they spittin’, hollerin’ mad. So the spy is asked to leave and where does he go? Ha ha ho you’ll love this, he comes here! Naturally, Bush doesn’t give him a Visa and automatically these United States and Russia are officially Cold Warring on each other again.
All that’s done with, though! Today our Veritable Sissy in Chief Obama and Putin’s Meat-Puppet Medvedev decided to gambol through fields overflowing with the fullness of Spring and shyly exchanging pokes of Facebook.
Collectively, every country in the G-20 breathed a sigh of relief that they didn’t have to see these two get their girl fight going. Russia’s most helpful comments came when discussing Nuclear Iran (secretly Obama’s favorite death metal band). Saying, “here is the plan: we will sell them the uranium and then you will get to try and tell them what to do with it!”
At this everyone laughed and went out on the balcony to watch the riots.
New Friends!
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009Everyone! Albania and Croatia have totally accepted our friend request on NATO[book].
Beautiful, I hear they post the most hilarious quizzes to their wall.
Albania and Croatia became NATO’s newest members Wednesday in a historic expansion into the volatile western Balkans region where the alliance fought its first war a decade ago.
The two Balkan nations will be ceremonially inducted into NATO during a summit in Strasbourg, France, and Kehl, Germany, on Friday and Saturday to mark the alliance’s 60th anniversary. The two new states will take total members nations to 28.
They’re Coming to America
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Those Taliban folks, frequently called the “life of the party,” are at it again. In Pakistan.
Beitullah Mehsud, an Islamist leader from the South Waziristan tribal area in northwest Pakistan, called several international news agencies in Pakistan to assert responsibility for the armed occupation of the police training compound that ended with 11 people dead.
He also told reporters that he was planning to attack targets in the U.S. capital in retaliation for more than 30 strikes by unmanned U.S. drones that have targeted suspected al-Qaeda and Taliban sanctuaries in northwest Pakistan near the border with Afghanistan.
Hilarity! They can’t even take over a mailbox or whatever in the wild-west (Pakistan) but they think they can explode our own Washington DC? They will need to muster three hundredfold more oxen than were used at Lahore to accomplish this feat. I doubt very much that they can drum up such an army!
Come! See Beautiful Cuba!
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Oh joy! Now we can all go smell Cuba - the rotting, maggot-infested carrion of Communism.
A group of senators and other supporters will unveil a bill Tuesday to lift the 47-year-old travel ban to Cuba.
Proponents of lifting the ban have been trying for years but lacked the votes in Congress or a president who supported the measure. Now, with Democrats holding majorities in both houses of Congress and controlling the White House, supporters said they believe their chance is at hand.
“Seems to me when you have a policy that has failed for five decades, you ought to take a look at it again and see if you should modify it,” said Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-North Dakota, one of the bill’s sponsors. “We allow Americans travel to Vietnam and China, both communist countries.”
Iran and US: Awkward Side-Hugs
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Obama-lackey and former arch-nemesis, Hillary R Clinton, was running around the Hague lately.
Iran’s statements at a conference on Afghanistan here suggest that Tehran is willing to coordinate its policies more closely with its neighbors and other countries — something that Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said she hoped would come out of the gathering.
But the Iranian government also said sending more foreign troops to Afghanistan would be ineffective, arguing that the “the presence of foreign forces has not improved things in the country.”
Populism (and some old-fashioned anti-semitism) is what powers the Iranian regime and oh! Look at this! Iran says it will help with the drug trade so it can keep drugs out of its own country, obviously. But no, America is still the Great Satan for meddling in the affairs of other countries, with troops.
The preteen fumbling in the dark by these two countries becomes exponentially more inappropriate since Israel basically said, “yeah we bombed Sudan and we’ll mess up Iran if they come around again.” We can’t forget this charming man either. He thinks the Iranian regime will collapse of its own volition within two years. A peaceful resolution to all this tom-foolery would be greatly appreciated but I have a feeling that since Netanyahu is a no-nonsense, classy guy that Israel might end up resolving the Iran thing for us.
That ending might make Obama look a little bit silly. Flirting with Iran when Israel can see.
Reconsidering Pakistan after the Academy Assault
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Now that Obama has decided to pump 1.5 billion a year into Pakistan without preconditions, I think it might be a good time to examine where this money will be going. You know, aside from “down the crapper.” This is obviously hush money to be given to the Pakistanis to get them out of the way so we can do their job for them. The job we were already doing.
According to a New York Times report last week, the United States was considering expanding its covert war in Pakistan. A Pakistani spokesman said the government hoped Washington would re-think the missile strikes.Reuters
A few days after the Pakistani government beseeched Obama to leave them be Obama announced his new “Afpak” policy. We will be forking cash into Pakistan by the billions for the illustrious right to kill their terrorists. This is like a waiter tipping the diners.
There is no alternative - we must secure the pipelines into Afghanistan that only Pakistan can afford, since Iran can’t be moved despite all the squirming done by this administration. The Taliban has been permeating through the border with Afghanistan, like roaches narrowly avoiding the falling boot. They’ve taken to bombing routes along the main road in Afghanistan to deter the Pakistanis for standing up for what is right.
Furthermore the Pakistani government can’t even be trusted.
The United States has indications that elements of Pakistan’s ISI military intelligence agency provide support to Taliban or al Qaeda militants, senior U.S. military officers said on Friday.Reuters
These billions we’re going to be shoveling into Pakistan could potentially be used to pay the very people we’re trying to stop. The Obama administration’s habit of investing in institutions with dreadful management records is disquieting. We’re burning through budget we don’t have at this time, for no reason. We can destroy the Taliban without injecting capital into Pakistan. Even President Zardari is “totally cool” with his country falling to pieces, because it can only bring more investment from Obama. I guess to prevent his nation from becoming the terrorist hotbed it already is?
Finally there is Swat valley, which has become the greatest disaster in Pakistan, with the Taliban running a fully sanctioned Sharia government.
Pakistani authorities have released 12 Taliban militants in a bid to consolidate a pact struck last month with Islamists in the troubled northwestern Swat valley, a senior government official said Sunday.
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They agreed to enforce Islamic sharia law in the region in the hope that Mohammad would be able to rein in the militants.Reuters
Billions upon billions of our money swarming into this country and they must fall back upon appeasement. This is the behavior Obama is reinforcing, sanctioning even, with his new Afpak plan. This is irresponsible and foolish. These people deserve to be liberated and Obama is paying to have them held for ransom.
This is superflous spending. It is a charade of power and we must see through it. It is not charity but blood money being paid so that Obama might do as he wishes in the country, though in reality it will only supply our enemies.
Meanwhile…
- NASA looks like idiots over a fool.
- The Library of Congress finds Twitter necessary.
- War crime allegations against Israel were apparently all hot air, of course.
- Some great “bad” news over our energy supply.
- Syria wants peace with Israel! You know, while still harboring the leaders of Hamas.
- North Korea is going to go ahead and hold onto those Americans they captured.
- Arabs supporting the wholesale slaughter in Darfur.
- UN’s global warming plan is basically a terrible idea.
- Sharia law? No, yeah that sounds good to me.
- Israeli prisons to get tougher on imprisoned terrorists. You know, the opposite of what we’re doing.