Stop the presses everyone! Everyone!
Iran is now testing a missile capable of striking Israel and other places in the Gulf. I’m sorry, but couldn’t a cab driver running into a telephone pole in a costal city in Iran be considered “striking the Gulf”?
We should just nuke the effiminate wannabe-Arabs before they do something [more] stupid.
Iran noticed that Obama requested the Earth destroy all nuclear weapons, if they weren’t too busy, and they agree. I don’t know about this, guys. It seems to me that Iran might just, you know, be trying to get everyone to put their weapons away so Iran can finally take theirs out. Those crazy Persians.
Elsewhere during the press conference, Mottaki underlined the need for the dismantlement of nuclear weapons, saying, “The world should prepare itself to destroy the existing nuclear weapons in the world.”
“We should persuade countries into using clean nuclear energy and destroy nuclear weapons in the world,” Mottaki reiterated.
Asked if Iran would accept negotiations with the US, Mottaki said that the Iranian officials closely follow remarks made by the senior US officials.
“Our clear response will be announced after studying (conditions),” the Iranian foreign minster stated.
When your regime stays in power because of the Amrika is the Great Satan Myth I bet you it pays so hard to perpetuate that and not meet with the United States.
Oh! And Iran is making their own nuclear fuel now, good for them!
Iranian media and analysts had earlier said Ahmadinejad was expected to announce that Iran had mastered the final stage of nuclear fuel production, with the manufacturing of uranium pellets and rods for use in reactors.
I have to wonder (out loud, on the Internet) how much longer Israel will put up with Obama screwing around on this.
The Beauty Queen American Journalist being held in a festering Iranian prison has been officially charged. With espionage. This is particularly bad because Iran has been going on execution sprees of those they accuse of spying on them. It’s become a little awkward.
Iran’s judiciary has charged detained Iranian-American journalist Roxana Saberi with espionage, a news agency said Wednesday, a move likely to disappoint Washington as it tries to reach out to Tehran.
Iran really wants a deck for their backyard. This would get the neighbors to respect them, yeah. Unfortunately for Iran, these real jerks, like the neighborhood watch or something, really doesn’t believe they’re building a deck.
They think Iran is building a catapult. The nerve of those Persians. Now it turns out these Chinese members of the neighborhood watch were smuggling dirty nasty money into Iran to help them build said catapult.
Ugh, you guys. Everyone goes to jail now.
Manhattan District Attorney Robert M. Morgenthau announced a 118-count indictment Tuesday against a Chinese company and its manager for engaging in illegal financial transactions through U.S. banks to help Iran get materials to make nuclear weapons.
After a magnificent weekend here in God’s Chosen Land, America, we’re back. Behold this, this stinker:
“North Korea broke the rules, once again, by testing a rocket that could be used for long-range missiles,” Obama said in Prague. “This provocation underscores the need for action, not just this afternoon in the U.N. Security Council, but in our determination to prevent the spread of these weapons.”
That’s right, Obama called North Korea’s actions “provocative” as if this is some sort of paper he may have written in his Freshman film class at whatever made up community college provided him with the template for his fake diploma. Obama, the fool-clown, is going to whisper quietly with Japan and South Korea about how rude NoKo is but no one is strong enough to tell NoKo that talking during the movie is rude, because he has a big boyfriend named China, to whom we owe money.
Seriously, though. Guys. We’re deferring to the UN for everything. I miss the good old days when America was, you know, a sovereign nation.
The President with No Moral Compass continues his all-out assault on American ideals by literally supporting the Iranian nuclear program, which is collaborating with the North Koreans on plans to blow us all up. More things the Iranians and North Koreans share? They’re both holding US citizens hostage and Obama is too terrified to do anything. This President is selling us out to the highest, craziest bidder.
With all these rogue states aspiring and plotting to arm themselves with nuclear weapons you’d think Obama might at least consider practices that were successful in the Cold War. Strangely and horrifyingly, if you thought that’d, you’d be hilariously wrong. Because Obama wants to throw away all of our nuclear weapons, into the sun or under Yucca Mountain or something, I assume.
Obama pledged on Sunday to cut the U.S. nuclear arsenal, to bring the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty into force and to seek tough penalties for those that broke rules on non-proliferation.
Obama got fall-down drunk on his own Change Power during his election campaign and while he was swooping in for the kiss with Iran, Iran side-dodged it. Now, he’s trying to get in good with Iran’s BFF, NoKo. I think this also describes a spice girls song? Obama is probably the biggest loser in American history.
The other friend of Iran that Obama’s flirting with is the Palestinians. What an ass.
U.S. President Barack Obama said on Monday the United States strongly supported the aim of setting up a Palestinian state living “side by side” and at peace with Israel.
Ugh, this Obama, this cartoon of a President, is making me sick. I have thrown up three times simply writing this sentence.
Meanwhile, in Tehran, one million indentured servants were forced to attend the opening of the “quaintest little Bank this side of the Straight of Hormuz.” Later, Hugo Chavez and long-distance lover, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sat in rocking chairs knitting fireside. They spoke of the weather turning slowly to Spring and audibly hoped for a Will and Grace reunion show.
The couple described themselves as "elated"
Oh man you know those times when you’ve been seeing this girl and you’re not ballsy enough to come out and tell her that you’re basically done with all that business? Well, Obama was straight up lying to his girl, Israel, during the election about being “a zionist.” I think we’re all beginning to suspect that a messy break up is imminent. Obama never calls, he flirts with those Palestinian whores. It’s really awkward for Israel, I’m sure.
In this vein we’ve got a report out that says even the Palestinians don’t support a two state solution.
A poll conducted recently among Palestinian Authority Arabs showed that support for a “two state solution” is waning. Only one-third believe their conflict with Israel can be resolved through the creation of a PA state in Judea, Samaria and Gaza.
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more than twice as many PA Arabs trust the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) than trust the PA. Sixty-six percent said they trust UNRWA, while only 24 percent said they trust PA political factions.
This makes it eighty times more painful to unsuspecting and loyal Israel when that skirt-chasing Obama whispers sweet nothings in the ears of the Palestinians. Don’t feel too bad baby, Obama has a habit of taking his relationships for granted. Plus, we’ve all heard the rumors that this girl, this Palestine, well she’s got some “issues.”
Talks between Fatah and Hamas have broken down, negotiators announced Thursday. The rival terror networks plan to resume negotiations next month after a brief hiatus.
Woooah, tweaky popped a few too many pills this time and almost tore herself apart.
See, Israel? You’re the best girl Obama’s ever had and if he can’t see that you should show him by messing up that bimbo, Iran. She’s been nosing around your turf and you know Obama and his bro-crew, the UN, won’t help you out here. Come on, she’s had it coming since that on-again-off-again thing in the Hague.
A second man has pleaded guilty in a Miami federal court to charges of scheming to illegally export military aircraft parts to Iran. The man, Traian Bujduveanu (pronounced Tray-ANN Booj-doo-VAY-nu) pleaded guilty to conspiracy.
The United Nations on Friday appointed a widely respected South African judge who is a trustee of Hebrew University to lead a high-level mission to investigate alleged war crimes committed by Israel in the Gaza Strip.
Israel refused to say if it would cooperate.
Richard Goldstone, the former U.N. chief prosecutor for war crimes in Yugoslavia and Rwanda, was named to head the investigation ordered by the Human Rights Council in January.
According to the mandate, the investigation should focus on Palestinian victims of the three-week war between Israel and Hamas earlier this year.
Yo, Israel. You got my number, right?
Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister Mohammad Mehdi Akhoundzadeh was so sick of his old lady, “Supreme Leader” Khamenei. The wife just never let him go out drinking with his friends anymore and these ruffians, these Americans, had just moved in next door so the ball-and-chain was perpetually nagging about the noise and the smell and, “oh won’t you say something?” Worse still were the godawful rumors that Amrika used to be bedfellows with Khamenei a long time ago. So, yeah, this poor poor man had so little sleep and needed a little release. They hadn’t had sex in ages, afterall! You can understand, then, why he stepped out on his spouse with the most attractive prostitute know to Earth, Hillary Clinton. Akhoundzadeh tried to keep the soiree hush-hush but when Radiant Lady of the Night Clinton’s pimp is the international media it turns out rumors start to pop up.
Sullenly, Akhoundzadeh trudged home, knowing what was coming. He did what any good husband would do. He lied horribly to his wife.
Obama-lackey and former arch-nemesis, Hillary R Clinton, was running around the Hague lately.
Iran’s statements at a conference on Afghanistan here suggest that Tehran is willing to coordinate its policies more closely with its neighbors and other countries — something that Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said she hoped would come out of the gathering.
But the Iranian government also said sending more foreign troops to Afghanistan would be ineffective, arguing that the “the presence of foreign forces has not improved things in the country.”
Populism (and some old-fashioned anti-semitism) is what powers the Iranian regime and oh! Look at this! Iran says it will help with the drug trade so it can keep drugs out of its own country, obviously. But no, America is still the Great Satan for meddling in the affairs of other countries, with troops.
The preteen fumbling in the dark by these two countries becomes exponentially more inappropriate since Israel basically said, “yeah we bombed Sudan and we’ll mess up Iran if they come around again.” We can’t forget this charming man either. He thinks the Iranian regime will collapse of its own volition within two years. A peaceful resolution to all this tom-foolery would be greatly appreciated but I have a feeling that since Netanyahu is a no-nonsense, classy guy that Israel might end up resolving the Iran thing for us.
That ending might make Obama look a little bit silly. Flirting with Iran when Israel can see.
Oh God, this is terrible.
Four countries designated by the U.S. as terrorism sponsors, including Iran and Syria, received $55 million from a U.S.-supported program promoting the peaceful use of nuclear energy, according to a report by Congress’s investigative arm.
Iran received more than $15 million from 1997 to 2007 under the International Atomic Energy Agency’s Technical Cooperation program, according to the Government Accountability Office report set to be released Tuesday. An additional $14 million went to Syria, while Sudan and Cuba received more than $11 million each, it said.
The U.S. is the largest funder of the United Nations body’s program and provided $20 million in 2007, or about a quarter of the budget, the report said.