Oh man you know those times when you’ve been seeing this girl and you’re not ballsy enough to come out and tell her that you’re basically done with all that business? Well, Obama was straight up lying to his girl, Israel, during the election about being “a zionist.” I think we’re all beginning to suspect that a messy break up is imminent. Obama never calls, he flirts with those Palestinian whores. It’s really awkward for Israel, I’m sure.
In this vein we’ve got a report out that says even the Palestinians don’t support a two state solution.
A poll conducted recently among Palestinian Authority Arabs showed that support for a “two state solution” is waning. Only one-third believe their conflict with Israel can be resolved through the creation of a PA state in Judea, Samaria and Gaza.
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more than twice as many PA Arabs trust the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) than trust the PA. Sixty-six percent said they trust UNRWA, while only 24 percent said they trust PA political factions.
This makes it eighty times more painful to unsuspecting and loyal Israel when that skirt-chasing Obama whispers sweet nothings in the ears of the Palestinians. Don’t feel too bad baby, Obama has a habit of taking his relationships for granted. Plus, we’ve all heard the rumors that this girl, this Palestine, well she’s got some “issues.”
Talks between Fatah and Hamas have broken down, negotiators announced Thursday. The rival terror networks plan to resume negotiations next month after a brief hiatus.
Woooah, tweaky popped a few too many pills this time and almost tore herself apart.
See, Israel? You’re the best girl Obama’s ever had and if he can’t see that you should show him by messing up that bimbo, Iran. She’s been nosing around your turf and you know Obama and his bro-crew, the UN, won’t help you out here. Come on, she’s had it coming since that on-again-off-again thing in the Hague.
A second man has pleaded guilty in a Miami federal court to charges of scheming to illegally export military aircraft parts to Iran. The man, Traian Bujduveanu (pronounced Tray-ANN Booj-doo-VAY-nu) pleaded guilty to conspiracy.
The United Nations on Friday appointed a widely respected South African judge who is a trustee of Hebrew University to lead a high-level mission to investigate alleged war crimes committed by Israel in the Gaza Strip.
Israel refused to say if it would cooperate.
Richard Goldstone, the former U.N. chief prosecutor for war crimes in Yugoslavia and Rwanda, was named to head the investigation ordered by the Human Rights Council in January.
According to the mandate, the investigation should focus on Palestinian victims of the three-week war between Israel and Hamas earlier this year.
Yo, Israel. You got my number, right?
