Meanwhile, at the Wall Street Journal…
Oh my God, this is a slow news day
Updated: As expected, SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A RACIST and NOT INSANE has corrected this mistake.
Archive for the ‘Israel’ Category
Shocking! WSJ’s James Taranto Is an Anti-Semite
Thursday, April 9th, 2009Russia Now Arming Palestinian Authority, Since Iran Is All Nuclear and Everything
Thursday, April 9th, 2009Now that Iran’s Russian training wheels on their nuclear tricycle are coming off, Russia needs a new way to promote global instability. More accurately, Russia seems to be arming the enemies of Israel. Is this a case of Classic Russian Anti-Semitism or are they just trying to get something stuck in the crawl of America?
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev has promised visiting Palestinian Authority (PA) Chairman Mahmoud Abbas 5,000 sub-machine guns, 300 machine guns and 1,000 handguns, according to the Russian newspaperKommersant.
Everyone, let’s commit to slapping the next person we see with a Russian or Eastern European accent, for belligerence.
Israel Beginning to Receive Obama’s Secret Hint-Message
Friday, April 3rd, 2009Oh man you know those times when you’ve been seeing this girl and you’re not ballsy enough to come out and tell her that you’re basically done with all that business? Well, Obama was straight up lying to his girl, Israel, during the election about being “a zionist.” I think we’re all beginning to suspect that a messy break up is imminent. Obama never calls, he flirts with those Palestinian whores. It’s really awkward for Israel, I’m sure.
In this vein we’ve got a report out that says even the Palestinians don’t support a two state solution.
A poll conducted recently among Palestinian Authority Arabs showed that support for a “two state solution” is waning. Only one-third believe their conflict with Israel can be resolved through the creation of a PA state in Judea, Samaria and Gaza.
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more than twice as many PA Arabs trust the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) than trust the PA. Sixty-six percent said they trust UNRWA, while only 24 percent said they trust PA political factions.
This makes it eighty times more painful to unsuspecting and loyal Israel when that skirt-chasing Obama whispers sweet nothings in the ears of the Palestinians. Don’t feel too bad baby, Obama has a habit of taking his relationships for granted. Plus, we’ve all heard the rumors that this girl, this Palestine, well she’s got some “issues.”
Talks between Fatah and Hamas have broken down, negotiators announced Thursday. The rival terror networks plan to resume negotiations next month after a brief hiatus.
Woooah, tweaky popped a few too many pills this time and almost tore herself apart.
See, Israel? You’re the best girl Obama’s ever had and if he can’t see that you should show him by messing up that bimbo, Iran. She’s been nosing around your turf and you know Obama and his bro-crew, the UN, won’t help you out here. Come on, she’s had it coming since that on-again-off-again thing in the Hague.
A second man has pleaded guilty in a Miami federal court to charges of scheming to illegally export military aircraft parts to Iran. The man, Traian Bujduveanu (pronounced Tray-ANN Booj-doo-VAY-nu) pleaded guilty to conspiracy.
The United Nations on Friday appointed a widely respected South African judge who is a trustee of Hebrew University to lead a high-level mission to investigate alleged war crimes committed by Israel in the Gaza Strip.
Israel refused to say if it would cooperate.
Richard Goldstone, the former U.N. chief prosecutor for war crimes in Yugoslavia and Rwanda, was named to head the investigation ordered by the Human Rights Council in January.
According to the mandate, the investigation should focus on Palestinian victims of the three-week war between Israel and Hamas earlier this year.
Yo, Israel. You got my number, right?
The Grisly Murder of a Jewish Child by a Palestinian Terrorist
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009The tragic news broke early this morning of a young Jewish boy cut down in a savage act of violence.
One boy was murdered and a second was seriously wounded by the axe-wielding terrorist, who infiltrated the Gush Etzion community, carried out the attack and managed to escape within an hour’s span.
Magen David Adom officials who rushed to the scene said that despite desperate attempts by paramedics to save his life, the soul of 13-year-old Shlomo Nativ slipped away shortly after the terrorist attacked him.
In a town of fewer than 1,000 people you can only imagine how heart-wrenching this must be. Yet amidst all this violence the townspeople displayed remarkable courage and attempted to stop the attacker.
“I ran towards the terrorist and tried to grab the axe from him,” said Bat Ayin resident Avinoam Maimon. “I yelled to a woman who saw us to call the police. I could see murder in his eyes.”
A poignant rage was best expressed in an article by Paula Stern.
… what kind of a sick nation would such people build if they were ever given the chance to actually build a country - if to them murdering children is holy, if fighting a 13-year-old is sacred, if it is honorable to leave a seven-year-old fighting for his life?
Indeed. As she said, a seven-year-old shouldn’t have to fight for his life. A thirteen-year-old shouldn’t have to die.
The only response to this attack from the Obama administration was to say they would work hard to create a Palestinian state. Incredible. What kind of two-faced monster has been elected?
Young Shlomo Nativ was buried today. The literal thousands that attended his funeral can be seen here.
Thousands Attend Shlomo Nativ's Funeral
Wicked Awesome New Israeli Foreign Minister Is Badass
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009Just yesterday the True American Ally Avigdor Lieberman spoke about crushing skulls and advocated knocking over the sandcastles that terrorists, Hamas, call “bases of operation.”
“Whoever thinks that he will achieve something by way of concessions - no, he will only invite more pressure and more wars,” Lieberman told Haaretz.
“If you want peace, prepare for war.”
Emphasis added! Also, hell yes!
And today, oh yes today, we find out that he is exactly like Batman.
Thursday’s interview was connected to an investigation that police opened against Mr. Lieberman in 1996, she said. Last year, Mr. Lieberman petitioned Israel’s highest court to order the police to either drop the investigation or file charges.
The cops have been after this guy for years, yet he keeps the faith and never stops fighting.
Batman.