Archive for the ‘Obamas’ Category

Obama Family Subsisting on Celebrity Status Alone

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Another Obama family member is making news, rattling cages.

President Obama’s sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, has signed a deal to write a picture book inspired by her mother, Candlewick Press announced Thursday.

We can’t forget the special treatment given to Obama’s Auntie Dearest, either.

President Barack Obama’s Kenyan aunt, who was ordered deported five years ago, can stay in the United States legally until next year when she makes a new asylum bid, an immigration judge ruled on Wednesday.

Obama is printing money to finance his family’s ritzy lifestyle, while you and I have no jobs.

Britons Hopelessly Drool over Michelle Obama’s Impeccable Biceps

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

My friends, countrymen, this is just too funny. It turns out that ever since the First Lady unveiled her First Arms in that sleeveless getup during the Not State of the Union Address the Queen of England has basically been writing her one letter a day, begging while prostrate for a hug. A pittance, really. Tony Blair was doing the same but no one even remembers that guy anymore and didn’t he convert to some wacky religion that isn’t centered around the Obamas? Sounds like racism to me.

Anyway,

Michelle Obama, dubbed “Mighty Michelle” and the “new Jacqueline Kennedy” by British media, has dared to do what few have even considered: She put her arm around the queen.

In photos blasted on front pages and television screen, Queen Elizabeth II and Obama are shown in an embrace at a reception Wednesday.

“Protocol seems to be dispensed with when the Obamas come to town,” said the Times of London, which noted that the queen seemed particularly comfortable with the first lady and “put her hand on the back of Mrs. Obama, who did the same for a few moments.”

If Michelle Obama is “the ‘new Jacqueline Kennedy’” it makes for some ominous foreshadowing. Thanks Brits! Now we’ll have to have Joe Biden as President and, oh God, he does look a lot like LBJ.

Honestly, though, for once - this is disgusting.