Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Obama to Host Jewish Seder, Muslims to Protest

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

ObamaManAfter an International Whirlwind Tour of Europe with the goal of bashing America, hating on Our Great Ally Israel and promoting Islam, Obama (spawn of Satan) returns home to host  an integral Jewish feast. Of course! What else would he do? I don’t know, maybe not be a two-faced scum bag.

President Barack Obama is inviting close friends and staff to a private White House meal Thursday to mark Passover, a signal that the new president intends to fulfill his promise that Jewish voters would have an ally.

Now would be an appropriate time to list situations which the Fairy in Chief is ignoring.

  • North Korean Missile Launch
  • Pirates in Somalia Holding American Hostage
  • American Journalist Hostage in Iran
  • Mexican Drug Wars Spilling into the US
  • Nuclear Iran
  • And more!

Wow! Obama sure was tested, like Biden said. So far, he’s got an F.

Giuliani, Still Alive, Punches Obama in Throat

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

The Man Who Ran a Presidential Campaign around a Magical Florida Concept is back! Baby! He’s still a curb-stomper when it comes to terrorists, too. Brilliant.

Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani said Monday that President Obama emboldened terrorists and looked like a pushover in his recent videotaped remarks to the people of Iran.

Translation? Obama is being a limp-wristed girl with a My Little Pony lunch pail. With Obama’s sickening lack of action concerning the number of Americans imprisoned in Iran I’m sure Giuliani felt he had to say something.

Governor Rick Perry Teabags an Eager Obama

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Rick Perry explains the reason for the season! Slowly…

Disgusting Slob Franken to Win over Minnesotans with His Heart of Gold

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

The festering eggs laid by nitwit Al Franken in the chests of a significant number of Minnesotans are about to hatch. The tidal wave of gore and blasphemies when he takes office will be awe-inspiring. This is the End of America.

Democrat Al Franken extended his lead over former Republican Sen. Norm Coleman Tuesday as the three-judge panel overseeing the election trial tallied an additional 351 absentee ballots that had not previously been included.

Terrorist Actor Moron, Kal Penn, Suckles Up to Obama Teat

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

 

Moments before an Awkward Kiss

Moments before an Awkward Kiss

 

This man-child of questionable lineage with absolutely no political experience is now doing something of moderate importance with the Obama “administration.” This comes after years of being in the Obama Fan Club for Twats.

Actor and longtime Obama supporter Kal Penn is joining the Obama administration, the White House confirmed to CNN Tuesday.

The actor will be part of the White House Office of Public Liaison, which is run by Obama senior adviser Valerie Jarrett. Penn will be primarily involved in dealing with Asian American and Pacific Islander communities and the arts community.

Gates Puts Pentagon on Atkins Diet

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

This General Gates has decided to spend more and do less with the Pentagon’s budget. Fantastic! I have my suspicions that Obama may have kidnapped his closest friends and family members and is holding them hostage. This would explain why he’s the only person left in Washington from the Bush Days - everyone else retreated back to Texas when the Vampire Queen Hussein came to town.

To bolster the Afghan war effort, he would spend $2 billion more on intelligence and surveillance programs to track insurgents and $500 million to field more helicopters and an additional 2,800 Special Operations personnel focused on counterterrorism. The $534 billion plan represents a $20 billion increase over 2009.

Gingrich Throws Gang Sign, Lauds Cheney

Monday, April 6th, 2009

 

Stone Cold Representin'

Stone Cold Representin'

 

Oh my goodness, it looks like Gingrich is trying to straight up represent the opposition to this Obama fellow.

In an online Q&A session with Politico, Gingrich was asked: “Do you agree with Dick Cheney’s assessment that we are less safe under the Obama administraion?”

“Dick Cheney is clearly right in saying that between the Court decisions about terrorists and the administration’s [sic] actions the United States is running greater risks of getting attacked than we were under President Bush,” Gingrich responded.

Obama Forgets Who, Exactly, Lives in the US

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Obama has seemingly forgotten the nature of the very country he governs!

Obama said “one of the great strengths of the United States” is that it does not consider itself “a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation. We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values. I think modern Turkey was founded with a similar set of principles.”

The only manner in which Obama is not making a colossal imbecile of himself is if he means to say that America does not consider itself a Christian nation because it is so obvious that consideration is moot. Over 75% of us (pdf) are still God-fearing, good Christian folk. This President of ours is betraying the heritage and pride of our nation to advance his oversimplified, naive diplomacy.

Epic Wuss Obama Tucks Tail, Eats Vomit then Approves of Iranian Nuclear Program

Monday, April 6th, 2009

After a magnificent weekend here in God’s Chosen Land, America, we’re back. Behold this, this stinker:

“North Korea broke the rules, once again, by testing a rocket that could be used for long-range missiles,” Obama said in Prague. “This provocation underscores the need for action, not just this afternoon in the U.N. Security Council, but in our determination to prevent the spread of these weapons.”

That’s right, Obama called North Korea’s actions “provocative” as if this is some sort of paper he may have written in his Freshman film class at whatever made up community college provided him with the template for his fake diploma. Obama, the fool-clown, is going to whisper quietly with Japan and South Korea about how rude NoKo is but no one is strong enough to tell NoKo that talking during the movie is rude, because he has a big boyfriend named China, to whom we owe money.

Seriously, though. Guys. We’re deferring to the UN for everything. I miss the good old days when America was, you know, a sovereign nation.

The President with No Moral Compass continues his all-out assault on American ideals by literally supporting the Iranian nuclear program, which is collaborating with the North Koreans on plans to blow us all up. More things the Iranians and North Koreans share? They’re both holding US citizens hostage and Obama is too terrified to do anything. This President is selling us out to the highest, craziest bidder.

With all these rogue states aspiring and plotting to arm themselves with nuclear weapons you’d think Obama might at least consider practices that were successful in the Cold War. Strangely and horrifyingly, if you thought that’d, you’d be hilariously wrong. Because Obama wants to throw away all of our nuclear weapons, into the sun or under Yucca Mountain or something, I assume.

Obama pledged on Sunday to cut the U.S. nuclear arsenal, to bring the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty into force and to seek tough penalties for those that broke rules on non-proliferation.

Obama got fall-down drunk on his own Change Power during his election campaign and while he was swooping in for the kiss with Iran, Iran side-dodged it. Now, he’s trying to get in good with Iran’s BFF, NoKo. I think this also describes a spice girls song? Obama is probably the biggest loser in American history.

The other friend of Iran that Obama’s flirting with is the Palestinians. What an ass.

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Monday the United States strongly supported the aim of setting up a Palestinian state living “side by side” and at peace with Israel.

Ugh, this Obama, this cartoon of a President, is making me sick. I have thrown up three times simply writing this sentence.

Democrats to Learn Spanish then Speak to Cubans

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

A veritable Magnificent Seven of Democrats from the House of Representatives, the “other” wing of Congress, has secretly arrived in Cuba. The Steven McQueen of the group seems to be a Barbara Lee from California, surprise! Aides to the Congressfolk said Friday that they were hoping to bring back Cigars, free medicine and slaves from the small island nation.

Representative Barbara Lee said the group of seven Democrats came with no messages from President Barack Obama or proposals for the Cubans but simply to “see what the possibilities are.”

“We’re here to learn [Spanish] and [then] talk and to see if there are any issues we need to communicate back to our government,” she told reporters.

Report back to Dread Lord Obama on the finer points of oppressing a people under a Communist regime, more like!