Ladies and folks, this is rich. Confirming what most of us already knew, the majority of Americans are still sane.
Fifty-five percent of Americans questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation poll conducted in December said that same sex marriages should not be recognized by law as valid. Forty-four percent said gay marriages should be legal.
Democrats and Republicans are throwing schoolyard taunts at one another today, for profit. This fatal pillow fight has broken out in New York’s 20th and no one can agree whose pillow retained the most feathers.
“They want to obsess about the 2000 election eight years later, but they can’t take it when Republicans point out the facts about them trying to replicate their shady win-at-all-costs tactics in New York,” Spain said. “We aren’t going to let them pull a Franken on Jim Tedisco and now they are responding with panic-ridden emails to their liberal supporters.”
What are the democrats up to now? I suppose they could always throw Tedisco in jail and skip to victory.
Oh man you know those times when you’ve been seeing this girl and you’re not ballsy enough to come out and tell her that you’re basically done with all that business? Well, Obama was straight up lying to his girl, Israel, during the election about being “a zionist.” I think we’re all beginning to suspect that a messy break up is imminent. Obama never calls, he flirts with those Palestinian whores. It’s really awkward for Israel, I’m sure.
In this vein we’ve got a report out that says even the Palestinians don’t support a two state solution.
A poll conducted recently among Palestinian Authority Arabs showed that support for a “two state solution” is waning. Only one-third believe their conflict with Israel can be resolved through the creation of a PA state in Judea, Samaria and Gaza.
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more than twice as many PA Arabs trust the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) than trust the PA. Sixty-six percent said they trust UNRWA, while only 24 percent said they trust PA political factions.
This makes it eighty times more painful to unsuspecting and loyal Israel when that skirt-chasing Obama whispers sweet nothings in the ears of the Palestinians. Don’t feel too bad baby, Obama has a habit of taking his relationships for granted. Plus, we’ve all heard the rumors that this girl, this Palestine, well she’s got some “issues.”
Talks between Fatah and Hamas have broken down, negotiators announced Thursday. The rival terror networks plan to resume negotiations next month after a brief hiatus.
Woooah, tweaky popped a few too many pills this time and almost tore herself apart.
See, Israel? You’re the best girl Obama’s ever had and if he can’t see that you should show him by messing up that bimbo, Iran. She’s been nosing around your turf and you know Obama and his bro-crew, the UN, won’t help you out here. Come on, she’s had it coming since that on-again-off-again thing in the Hague.
A second man has pleaded guilty in a Miami federal court to charges of scheming to illegally export military aircraft parts to Iran. The man, Traian Bujduveanu (pronounced Tray-ANN Booj-doo-VAY-nu) pleaded guilty to conspiracy.
The United Nations on Friday appointed a widely respected South African judge who is a trustee of Hebrew University to lead a high-level mission to investigate alleged war crimes committed by Israel in the Gaza Strip.
Israel refused to say if it would cooperate.
Richard Goldstone, the former U.N. chief prosecutor for war crimes in Yugoslavia and Rwanda, was named to head the investigation ordered by the Human Rights Council in January.
According to the mandate, the investigation should focus on Palestinian victims of the three-week war between Israel and Hamas earlier this year.
Yo, Israel. You got my number, right?
Wiping the cocaine from his nose Obama seemed more disembodied than Presidential this evening at the White House:
After the president unveiled his new strategy to combat extremists in Afghanistan last week, CBS’ Bob Scheiffer asked Obama on his Sunday show: “This has really now become your war, hasn’t it?”
“I think it’s America’s war,” Obama responded. “And it’s the same war that we initiated after 9/11 as a consequence of those attacks on 3,000 Americans who were just going about their daily round. And the focus over the last seven years I think has been lost.”
But in testimony to the House Armed Services Committee, Michele Flournoy, the Pentagon’s Undersecretary of Defense for Policy, had a different perspective.
“I want to assure you that we do not think of this as America’s war,” Flournoy told committee members. “We think of this, of defeating al Qaeda and dealing with its extremist allies, as an international challenge and an international responsibility. This is a burden that the international community must share.”
Soon Obama won’t know which side to attack.
Adorable television anchor and former governor of one of our fifty-some-odd states, Mike Huckabee, said something:
During a recent appearance on behalf of Bob McDonnell — the Republican candidate for governor — Huckabee wisecracked that if McDonnell’s supporters bump into someone who isn’t planning on voting for the Republican, they should “let the air out of their tires and do not let them out of their driveway on election day.”
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Nevertheless, McAuliffe — who made more than a few surrogate appearances of his own on behalf of Bill and Hillary Clinton — is accusing of Huckabee of inciting “voter suppression.”
Hey, libtards, this is only voter suppression if you’re crazy enough to believe it will be done AND you think that voters need to migrate to other districts to, I don’t know, vote at least twice because ACORN registered them 15 times.
Another Obama family member is making news, rattling cages.
President Obama’s sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, has signed a deal to write a picture book inspired by her mother, Candlewick Press announced Thursday.
We can’t forget the special treatment given to Obama’s Auntie Dearest, either.
President Barack Obama’s Kenyan aunt, who was ordered deported five years ago, can stay in the United States legally until next year when she makes a new asylum bid, an immigration judge ruled on Wednesday.
Obama is printing money to finance his family’s ritzy lifestyle, while you and I have no jobs.
Here we now have Obama, our self-proclaimed monarch, bowing before the Saudi king. Well, uh, in his defense the Kabba (of Meccan fame) was directly behind his highness?
Obama Bowing toward Mecca, Saudi King in the Way
The Saudi king is reported to have said, “ha ha no of course you can’t have more oil, the Chinese guy bowed twice as low.”
I don’t know how this happened. People? How did we let this happen? This comedian, Al Franken, is inches away from slithering into a Senate seat. The man is literally a concentration of toxic sludge. When he speaks people have commented on a “garbage-y” smell wafting from between his disproportionate lips.
He successfully ran against an outgoing Commander-in-Chief, one George W Bush II (43), who has coincidentally never been a Minnesota Senator or Minnesota President. He also made a terrible movie that induced mass suicide in observing crowds. Those that survived the ordeal developed absurd mental disorders and an undying support for his holiness, the bespectacled clown-child. You would have thought that after people both saw and heard Franken his defeat was imminent. Furthermore, his votes should have been limited due to his, you know, claiming the blessing of God Almighty in the film.
Sadly, the news that every baby Franken kissed grew a tentacle broke too late to change the course of the election. God bless that Coleman fellow for fighting for the rights of every American.
Three hundred score years ago there was a half-implemented and half-thought-through-to-any-kind-conclusion scheme hatched by Dallas mayor, Tom Leppert, to remove those cumbersome school board votes from our speedy modern lives. “Obviously,” Leppert is reported to have said, “I am out to become the Emperor of Education and Thought.” Everyone in Dallas was more than a little uncomfortable with this and all parties and voters involved decided to forget that it happened and never mention it again.
Until today!
During Leppert’s asr prayers toward his own Mecca, Obama, the intercessor, this Education Secretary Arne Duncan, expressed his pleasure with the humble servant. Basically, Duncan pats Leppert on the back and says, “good call.” The Federal Government is more or less promoting the shadow pyramid ponzi scheme Leppert incubated last February as a “solid idea in our book.”
Emboldened by the praise, Leppert decided to beg for the magic money being passed out by the Feds because why not?