Astounding! The saga of What Ever Will We Do with This Lonely Elephant Jenny is closed. Activists clamored for months to get poor Jenny moved to some sort of African savanna that was in Tennessee, of all places. You see, Jenny had recently lost her companion, and since elephants are known to bee noisy weepers these noise-sensitive activists thought it best to kick the pachyderm out of the city and state entirely.
In a sickening move, the Dallas Zoo has coupled Jenny with another female elephant, named Gypsy. The couple hopes to move into their new home by 2011.
