For the past few months it’s been awkward. The United States and Russia were having a horribly uncomfortable espionage standoff, with Canada all sandwiched in there. In summation, Russia was spying on Canada and when Canada found out boy were they spittin’, hollerin’ mad. So the spy is asked to leave and where does he go? Ha ha ho you’ll love this, he comes here! Naturally, Bush doesn’t give him a Visa and automatically these United States and Russia are officially Cold Warring on each other again.
All that’s done with, though! Today our Veritable Sissy in Chief Obama and Putin’s Meat-Puppet Medvedev decided to gambol through fields overflowing with the fullness of Spring and shyly exchanging pokes of Facebook.
Collectively, every country in the G-20 breathed a sigh of relief that they didn’t have to see these two get their girl fight going. Russia’s most helpful comments came when discussing Nuclear Iran (secretly Obama’s favorite death metal band). Saying, “here is the plan: we will sell them the uranium and then you will get to try and tell them what to do with it!”
At this everyone laughed and went out on the balcony to watch the riots.
