Meanwhile, in Tehran, one million indentured servants were forced to attend the opening of the “quaintest little Bank this side of the Straight of Hormuz.” Later, Hugo Chavez and long-distance lover, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sat in rocking chairs knitting fireside. They spoke of the weather turning slowly to Spring and audibly hoped for a Will and Grace reunion show.
The couple described themselves as "elated"
Lol, wow. Great title.