Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister Mohammad Mehdi Akhoundzadeh was so sick of his old lady, “Supreme Leader” Khamenei. The wife just never let him go out drinking with his friends anymore and these ruffians, these Americans, had just moved in next door so the ball-and-chain was perpetually nagging about the noise and the smell and, “oh won’t you say something?” Worse still were the godawful rumors that Amrika used to be bedfellows with Khamenei a long time ago. So, yeah, this poor poor man had so little sleep and needed a little release. They hadn’t had sex in ages, afterall! You can understand, then, why he stepped out on his spouse with the most attractive prostitute know to Earth, Hillary Clinton. Akhoundzadeh tried to keep the soiree hush-hush but when Radiant Lady of the Night Clinton’s pimp is the international media it turns out rumors start to pop up.
Sullenly, Akhoundzadeh trudged home, knowing what was coming. He did what any good husband would do. He lied horribly to his wife.
