Apr62009

Ebby Halliday Somehow Selling Houses

by Mathias at 4:44 pm

Ebby Halliday Realty, known locally as The Dark Sinew Beast Machine, continues to load houses off into the laps’ of unsuspecting home buyers! Huzzah! The Beast was able to devour some of its competition whole thanks in part to the harrowing effects of this Economy.

Dallas-based Ebby Halliday Realtors has for the first time joined the ranks of the country’s 10 largest residential sales firms.

Ebby Halliday placed No. 10 in the annual Real Trends 500 list of the top U.S. residential sales firms.

“Is it because we are doing well or the rest of the country is not doing so well?” said Ebby Halliday president Mary Frances Burleson. “Probably both.”

The Dallas firm moved up in the rankings – which were based on 2008 business – from 13th the previous year as real estate firms in California and Florida suffered big declines in business.

Everyone! Keep making money!

Apr62009

British Government Sponsors Jihad Leaders

by Mathias at 4:25 pm

Jihad in Parliament:

The government of the United Kingdom admitted a Lebanese Hizbullah member and a Belgian Muslim Arab anti-Semite to address a forum in the House of Commons last week.

The foppish Britons are absolutely mortified by the mere presence of Geert Wilders but oh look out! Members of Hezbollah and the International Jihad against the foundations of Western society? That, well that’s okay. Terrorists are officially safer to let into Britain than a Dutch man.

Apr62009

Gingrich Throws Gang Sign, Lauds Cheney

by Mathias at 1:32 pm

 

Stone Cold Representin'

Stone Cold Representin'

 

Oh my goodness, it looks like Gingrich is trying to straight up represent the opposition to this Obama fellow.

In an online Q&A session with Politico, Gingrich was asked: “Do you agree with Dick Cheney’s assessment that we are less safe under the Obama administraion?”

“Dick Cheney is clearly right in saying that between the Court decisions about terrorists and the administration’s [sic] actions the United States is running greater risks of getting attacked than we were under President Bush,” Gingrich responded.

Apr62009

Dallas Paying for Imaginary Jail Full of Invisible Inmates

by Mathias at 12:13 pm

Mr MoneybagsThanks to even-handed governance and an eye ever-turned toward vigilance, the City of Dallas has showered fictitious prisoners with 2.2 million dollars! Still, those hundreds of teachers we fired over a budget shortfall probably had it coming anyway!

According to the audit, the city hasn’t revised that agreement since 1997. And the agreement doesn’t account for “actual jail operating expenditures,” the audit stated.

So even as the number of city prisoners in the jail has fallen, from more than 85,000 in 2006 to about 61,000 last year, the city’s costs have increased.

Had the city revised its agreement with the county to tie costs to the number of prisoners held, it “would have save the City $2,161,787 from Fiscal Year (FY) 2006 through FY 2008,” the audit stated.

People, this is exactly the thing that will make Tom “Leppert” our Supreme Leader in Dallas.

Apr62009

Obama Forgets Who, Exactly, Lives in the US

by Mathias at 11:35 am

Obama has seemingly forgotten the nature of the very country he governs!

Obama said “one of the great strengths of the United States” is that it does not consider itself “a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation. We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values. I think modern Turkey was founded with a similar set of principles.”

The only manner in which Obama is not making a colossal imbecile of himself is if he means to say that America does not consider itself a Christian nation because it is so obvious that consideration is moot. Over 75% of us (pdf) are still God-fearing, good Christian folk. This President of ours is betraying the heritage and pride of our nation to advance his oversimplified, naive diplomacy.

Apr62009

Epic Wuss Obama Tucks Tail, Eats Vomit then Approves of Iranian Nuclear Program

by Mathias at 10:12 am

After a magnificent weekend here in God’s Chosen Land, America, we’re back. Behold this, this stinker:

“North Korea broke the rules, once again, by testing a rocket that could be used for long-range missiles,” Obama said in Prague. “This provocation underscores the need for action, not just this afternoon in the U.N. Security Council, but in our determination to prevent the spread of these weapons.”

That’s right, Obama called North Korea’s actions “provocative” as if this is some sort of paper he may have written in his Freshman film class at whatever made up community college provided him with the template for his fake diploma. Obama, the fool-clown, is going to whisper quietly with Japan and South Korea about how rude NoKo is but no one is strong enough to tell NoKo that talking during the movie is rude, because he has a big boyfriend named China, to whom we owe money.

Seriously, though. Guys. We’re deferring to the UN for everything. I miss the good old days when America was, you know, a sovereign nation.

The President with No Moral Compass continues his all-out assault on American ideals by literally supporting the Iranian nuclear program, which is collaborating with the North Koreans on plans to blow us all up. More things the Iranians and North Koreans share? They’re both holding US citizens hostage and Obama is too terrified to do anything. This President is selling us out to the highest, craziest bidder.

With all these rogue states aspiring and plotting to arm themselves with nuclear weapons you’d think Obama might at least consider practices that were successful in the Cold War. Strangely and horrifyingly, if you thought that’d, you’d be hilariously wrong. Because Obama wants to throw away all of our nuclear weapons, into the sun or under Yucca Mountain or something, I assume.

Obama pledged on Sunday to cut the U.S. nuclear arsenal, to bring the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty into force and to seek tough penalties for those that broke rules on non-proliferation.

Obama got fall-down drunk on his own Change Power during his election campaign and while he was swooping in for the kiss with Iran, Iran side-dodged it. Now, he’s trying to get in good with Iran’s BFF, NoKo. I think this also describes a spice girls song? Obama is probably the biggest loser in American history.

The other friend of Iran that Obama’s flirting with is the Palestinians. What an ass.

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Monday the United States strongly supported the aim of setting up a Palestinian state living “side by side” and at peace with Israel.

Ugh, this Obama, this cartoon of a President, is making me sick. I have thrown up three times simply writing this sentence.

Apr42009

Vietnamese Terrorist Murders 13

by Mathias at 5:28 pm

Why is it that when terrorism happens at home we diagnose it faster and more precisely?

Police and Wong’s acquaintances portrayed him as an angry, troubled 41-year-old man who struggled with drugs and job loss and perhaps blamed his adopted country for his troubles. His rampage “was not a surprise” to those who knew him, Zikuski said.

International terrorists blame America but thanks to liberal sensibilities it is claimed that we don’t understand them or that they just need to be handled carefully. No, America is their scapegoat and they blame us for their own personal shortcomings, as if that makes any sense. Jiverly Wong has shown us the true and ugly nature of terrorism and we should not forget it.

Especially as the Whore of Babylon, Hillary Clinton, is trying to slide her way into negotiations with the oxymoronic “moderate” Taliban.

Apr32009

Democrats to Learn Spanish then Speak to Cubans

by Mathias at 5:57 pm

A veritable Magnificent Seven of Democrats from the House of Representatives, the “other” wing of Congress, has secretly arrived in Cuba. The Steven McQueen of the group seems to be a Barbara Lee from California, surprise! Aides to the Congressfolk said Friday that they were hoping to bring back Cigars, free medicine and slaves from the small island nation.

Representative Barbara Lee said the group of seven Democrats came with no messages from President Barack Obama or proposals for the Cubans but simply to “see what the possibilities are.”

“We’re here to learn [Spanish] and [then] talk and to see if there are any issues we need to communicate back to our government,” she told reporters.

Report back to Dread Lord Obama on the finer points of oppressing a people under a Communist regime, more like!

Apr32009

Reader from California, Yes, You!

by Mathias at 5:35 pm

That Dutch giant, Geert Wilders, whose name I am almost sure I cannot pronounce, is coming to California. The weather there is decidedly better than in limp, soggy Old England where he was denied entry for, you know, thinking in a way the State finds improper. All this hoopla and info is coming from the Exciting Atlas Shrugs.

As many of you may be aware, Dutch MP Geert Wilders, hero of the free world, will be visiting Orange County, CA this Saturday at Chapman University thanks to the David Horowitz Freedom Center.

We have just got word that a collection of Muslim organizations are organizing a protest. Please urge everyone you know in the surrounding area to show up in force to give these jihadis a nice counter-protest welcome.

STAND UP FOR FREE SPEECH!

Counter-protesters will assemble starting at 1:00 PM in front of Memorial Hall which faces Glassell Ave at E. Palm several blocks north of the turning circle at the intersection of Glassell and Chapman in Orange, CA.

Whether or not he’ll be presenting his hyper-famous movie, Fitna, remains unknown. Either way, Muslims will be yelling at him.

 

Apr32009

Republican Says “Gay Marriage” and “Mecca” in the Same Sentence, CNN Notices

by Mathias at 4:58 pm

What actually happened was so mundane that it has literally happened in every other state in this country and even the planet. OH MY GOD how is this news? Some Duly Elected Representative in Iowa said something:

“Now it is the Iowa legislature’s responsibility to pass the Marriage Amendment to the Iowa Constitution, clarifying that marriage is between one man and one woman, to give the power that the Supreme Court has arrogated to itself back to the people of Iowa,” he added. “Along with a constitutional amendment, the legislature must also enact marriage license residency requirements so that Iowa does not become the gay marriage Mecca due to the Supreme Court’s latest experiment in social engineering.”

I am beginning to suspect CNN has possession of some Incredible Filter that can sift through stories and based on proximity of Muslim words to Libtard words make a recommendation as to what the news of the day is.