Ladies and folks, this is rich. Confirming what most of us already knew, the majority of Americans are still sane.
Fifty-five percent of Americans questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation poll conducted in December said that same sex marriages should not be recognized by law as valid. Forty-four percent said gay marriages should be legal.
Democrats and Republicans are throwing schoolyard taunts at one another today, for profit. This fatal pillow fight has broken out in New York’s 20th and no one can agree whose pillow retained the most feathers.
“They want to obsess about the 2000 election eight years later, but they can’t take it when Republicans point out the facts about them trying to replicate their shady win-at-all-costs tactics in New York,” Spain said. “We aren’t going to let them pull a Franken on Jim Tedisco and now they are responding with panic-ridden emails to their liberal supporters.”
What are the democrats up to now? I suppose they could always throw Tedisco in jail and skip to victory.
Meanwhile, in Tehran, one million indentured servants were forced to attend the opening of the “quaintest little Bank this side of the Straight of Hormuz.” Later, Hugo Chavez and long-distance lover, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sat in rocking chairs knitting fireside. They spoke of the weather turning slowly to Spring and audibly hoped for a Will and Grace reunion show.
The couple described themselves as "elated"
Oh man you know those times when you’ve been seeing this girl and you’re not ballsy enough to come out and tell her that you’re basically done with all that business? Well, Obama was straight up lying to his girl, Israel, during the election about being “a zionist.” I think we’re all beginning to suspect that a messy break up is imminent. Obama never calls, he flirts with those Palestinian whores. It’s really awkward for Israel, I’m sure.
In this vein we’ve got a report out that says even the Palestinians don’t support a two state solution.
A poll conducted recently among Palestinian Authority Arabs showed that support for a “two state solution” is waning. Only one-third believe their conflict with Israel can be resolved through the creation of a PA state in Judea, Samaria and Gaza.
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more than twice as many PA Arabs trust the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) than trust the PA. Sixty-six percent said they trust UNRWA, while only 24 percent said they trust PA political factions.
This makes it eighty times more painful to unsuspecting and loyal Israel when that skirt-chasing Obama whispers sweet nothings in the ears of the Palestinians. Don’t feel too bad baby, Obama has a habit of taking his relationships for granted. Plus, we’ve all heard the rumors that this girl, this Palestine, well she’s got some “issues.”
Talks between Fatah and Hamas have broken down, negotiators announced Thursday. The rival terror networks plan to resume negotiations next month after a brief hiatus.
Woooah, tweaky popped a few too many pills this time and almost tore herself apart.
See, Israel? You’re the best girl Obama’s ever had and if he can’t see that you should show him by messing up that bimbo, Iran. She’s been nosing around your turf and you know Obama and his bro-crew, the UN, won’t help you out here. Come on, she’s had it coming since that on-again-off-again thing in the Hague.
A second man has pleaded guilty in a Miami federal court to charges of scheming to illegally export military aircraft parts to Iran. The man, Traian Bujduveanu (pronounced Tray-ANN Booj-doo-VAY-nu) pleaded guilty to conspiracy.
The United Nations on Friday appointed a widely respected South African judge who is a trustee of Hebrew University to lead a high-level mission to investigate alleged war crimes committed by Israel in the Gaza Strip.
Israel refused to say if it would cooperate.
Richard Goldstone, the former U.N. chief prosecutor for war crimes in Yugoslavia and Rwanda, was named to head the investigation ordered by the Human Rights Council in January.
According to the mandate, the investigation should focus on Palestinian victims of the three-week war between Israel and Hamas earlier this year.
Yo, Israel. You got my number, right?
The tragic news broke early this morning of a young Jewish boy cut down in a savage act of violence.
One boy was murdered and a second was seriously wounded by the axe-wielding terrorist, who infiltrated the Gush Etzion community, carried out the attack and managed to escape within an hour’s span.
Magen David Adom officials who rushed to the scene said that despite desperate attempts by paramedics to save his life, the soul of 13-year-old Shlomo Nativ slipped away shortly after the terrorist attacked him.
In a town of fewer than 1,000 people you can only imagine how heart-wrenching this must be. Yet amidst all this violence the townspeople displayed remarkable courage and attempted to stop the attacker.
“I ran towards the terrorist and tried to grab the axe from him,” said Bat Ayin resident Avinoam Maimon. “I yelled to a woman who saw us to call the police. I could see murder in his eyes.”
A poignant rage was best expressed in an article by Paula Stern.
… what kind of a sick nation would such people build if they were ever given the chance to actually build a country - if to them murdering children is holy, if fighting a 13-year-old is sacred, if it is honorable to leave a seven-year-old fighting for his life?
Indeed. As she said, a seven-year-old shouldn’t have to fight for his life. A thirteen-year-old shouldn’t have to die.
The only response to this attack from the Obama administration was to say they would work hard to create a Palestinian state. Incredible. What kind of two-faced monster has been elected?
Young Shlomo Nativ was buried today. The literal thousands that attended his funeral can be seen here.
Thousands Attend Shlomo Nativ's Funeral
In an effort to beef-up his odds at re-election the Afghani President has passed a law making rape 100% legal for Shi’a Muslims, in accordance with the Qur’an which demands this behavior. If this sounds backward and incorrect to you be thankful you live in the Christian West and not out in Afghanistan with the “moderate Taliban.”
A new Afghan law makes it legal for men to rape their wives, human rights groups and several Afghan lawmakers said Thursday, accusing President Hamid Karzai of signing the legislation recently to bolster his re-election prospects. Those critics fear the legislation undermines hard-won rights for women enacted after the fall of the Taliban. The law is intended to regulate family life inside Afghanistan’s Shiite population, which makes up about 20 percent of the total Afghan population. It does not affect Sunni Muslims. “Unless the wife is ill,” the law says, “the wife is bound to give a positive response to the sexual desires of her husband.”
Crazy, bug-eyed mayor-in-chief of Dallas, Tom Leppert, has decided that if anyone should actually turn out to vote on the city-owned GigaHotel he might respect the constituency, afterall. This comes after a commercial criticizing him for saying that voting wasn’t needed “on every issue.”
It’s marvelous when your mayor starts sounding like an African dictator.
Wiping the cocaine from his nose Obama seemed more disembodied than Presidential this evening at the White House:
After the president unveiled his new strategy to combat extremists in Afghanistan last week, CBS’ Bob Scheiffer asked Obama on his Sunday show: “This has really now become your war, hasn’t it?”
“I think it’s America’s war,” Obama responded. “And it’s the same war that we initiated after 9/11 as a consequence of those attacks on 3,000 Americans who were just going about their daily round. And the focus over the last seven years I think has been lost.”
But in testimony to the House Armed Services Committee, Michele Flournoy, the Pentagon’s Undersecretary of Defense for Policy, had a different perspective.
“I want to assure you that we do not think of this as America’s war,” Flournoy told committee members. “We think of this, of defeating al Qaeda and dealing with its extremist allies, as an international challenge and an international responsibility. This is a burden that the international community must share.”
Soon Obama won’t know which side to attack.
Adorable television anchor and former governor of one of our fifty-some-odd states, Mike Huckabee, said something:
During a recent appearance on behalf of Bob McDonnell — the Republican candidate for governor — Huckabee wisecracked that if McDonnell’s supporters bump into someone who isn’t planning on voting for the Republican, they should “let the air out of their tires and do not let them out of their driveway on election day.”
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Nevertheless, McAuliffe — who made more than a few surrogate appearances of his own on behalf of Bill and Hillary Clinton — is accusing of Huckabee of inciting “voter suppression.”
Hey, libtards, this is only voter suppression if you’re crazy enough to believe it will be done AND you think that voters need to migrate to other districts to, I don’t know, vote at least twice because ACORN registered them 15 times.