Apr72009

Gates Puts Pentagon on Atkins Diet

by Mathias at 10:07 am

This General Gates has decided to spend more and do less with the Pentagon’s budget. Fantastic! I have my suspicions that Obama may have kidnapped his closest friends and family members and is holding them hostage. This would explain why he’s the only person left in Washington from the Bush Days - everyone else retreated back to Texas when the Vampire Queen Hussein came to town.

To bolster the Afghan war effort, he would spend $2 billion more on intelligence and surveillance programs to track insurgents and $500 million to field more helicopters and an additional 2,800 Special Operations personnel focused on counterterrorism. The $534 billion plan represents a $20 billion increase over 2009.

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